What if? by Jeremy

Jeremy's latest thing is playing "what if?" He's pretty funny.  Here's a couple of examples:

"What if there was a giant cucumber in the city?"
Me - then we'd eat a lot of cucumber
Jeremy - no, then he'd stomp all over the cars!

"What if there were wolves in our house?"
Me - then we'd have to leave the house and get rid of them
Jeremy - no, we'd just scare them away

"What if there were crabs in our house?"
Me - we'd have a yummy dinner
Jeremy - no, we'd have to punch them away!